Inertia

 I have a complicated relationship with St. Louis.

The city is nice enough. A great parks system. Museums. A top tier university. Decent food. A better-than-expected performing arts scene. Fun sports and faithful fans. Oddly loyal high school graduates. 

And an enormous inferiority complex. Which is weird since people from here who leave always seem to want to move back. I have now lived here for four years, and every time I tell someone we moved from Denver, the response is exactly the same.

"Why?"

C'mon, St. Louisans. Don't you know I need you to affirm my life choices?

I will say that my son's academic and extra-curricular experiences in our St. Louis County school district were probably better than they would have been at his Denver school. The parents and teachers here were warm and welcoming, and we'll forever be a grateful Greyhound family for the way our local high school helped guide his class through the later months of the COVID-19 pandemic in a safe, emotionally supportive, and college preparatory way. (See? Oddly loyal high school graduates. Very St. Louisan.)

And still... I cannot help but notice the number of families who choose private school (Jon Hamm's and others') over public. And the stark, disturbing difference in resources between St. Louis City and St. Louis County public school. Not to mention the philosophical and political variance among the 23 County school districts when it comes to things like masking, book bans, and bathrooms. Ideas about what it means to keep children safe change as you move further away from the city limits.

There's a lot of complexity and violence in St. Louis's racial, economic, and cultural history that endures and impacts the city as it exists today. I wish I could say that since arriving here I've worked hard to make a positive difference in my community, but the fact is that my contributions have been minimal: a STL (Save Trans Lives) yard sign, donations to local organizations that help immigrant families transition or help women upskill and find employment, and several strongly worded emails to Jay Ashcroft and Josh Hawley in defense of public libraries, LGBTQ+ healthcare, and women's bodily autonomy.

Unfortunately, since arriving here in August 2020, I've mostly found myself succumbing to the law of inertia.

If I can get my body into motion, it tends to stay in motion. Last fall, I celebrated a somewhat significant birthday by traveling all over the country with / to see friends and family. I was away from St. Louis for 11 out of 14 weekends between mid-August and Thanksgiving, and the 3 weekends I spent in town were taken up by a local music festival, hosting out-of-town friends, and suffering through my first Covid diagnosis. When I'm not in St. Louis, I find myself energized, engaged, and fully enjoying life's busy-ness.

When I'm home, I often find myself exhausted, enervated, and uninterested in much beyond work, family, dog, and Netflix. There are days when I wake up in St. Louis and find it hard to get out of bed. 

This happened today. After weeks of continuous travel to move both kids onto their respective out-of-state college campuses and then grab some beach time over Labor Day, I slept in my bed in St. Louis for the first time in nearly a month. And when my alarm went off at 6am, as it always does, I made the decision (and I do recognize that it was a decision, albeit a passive one) to stay in bed. I forwent any chance of a morning walk, a shower, starting my suitcase laundry, or reviewing work emails to help set the day's priorities. Instead, I chose multiple snooze buttons and scrolling Instagram for longer than I care to admit.

It's hard to say whether my location is giving causation or correlation.

#thebestpartofwakingup

Maybe it's not St. Louis per se. It could just as easily be part of my post-Covid reality, perimenopause, or the culmination of two decades of really intense parenting. It could be that I, as a body, am so desperate for rest that I tend to remain at rest until acted on by an outside force... like the dog needing breakfast, being 5 minutes out from my first Zoom of the day, or my saintly husband making coffee and delivering a mugful into my hands. I will go vertical for coffee.

My dream is to be compelled to change my state by the action of an internal force, to be motivated by what I want for me and who I want to be in my community.

I just need to stop / start moving enough to figure out what (and where) that is.

Let's talk about SLEEP, baby

 The Good Place. Euphoria. We Were the Lucky Ones. The Bear. 

If we were playing NYT Connections, you might click on these four tiles and assume the thread binding them together is "Titles of TV Shows." In the game of my life -- and I know I'm not alone in this -- these words and phrases mean something completely different:

Bed. Sleep. Life before perimenopause. Me in the mornings before coffee.

It used to drive Nick crazy that my head could hit the pillow and within minutes I'd be out. It used to terrify me when our children were small and cribbed that I would sleep through a call in the night or, worse yet, the house catching on fire. Although I never lost sleep over it.

I will often still fall asleep within minutes of my head hitting the pillow -- after I've taken 480mg of magnesium, 100mg of progesterone, 60mg of Qulipta, 365mg of Omega 7s, and two Gaia "Sleep Thru" capsules, finished all my daily NYT games (IYKYK), taken off my glasses, put one over-ear Beat earphone in my non-sleeping-side left ear, turned off the lamp, lay on my back and breathed through a Headspace Sleepcast, then turned onto my right side with a podcast on 30-minute "sleep." After that, I'm usually out for at least a couple of hours.

Until my bladder, my sweat glands, or my brain decides otherwise.

@momsbehavingbadly

None of this is unique to me. Women have written about it, memed about it, blogged about it, cried about it... But something happened this morning that was slightly different.

When I woke up, the clock didn't start with a 1, 2, 3, or 4.

The clock showed 5:59. 5:59!

And I wasn't thinking about all the work I didn't get done yesterday, or the really hard conversation I need to have with my parents this afternoon, or the fact that they are going to leave me with four storage units full of antiques they cannot bear to part with and WHAT. THE. F*<% am I going to do with those?, or whether my son received the package that was supposed to have been delivered yesterday, or even knows how to get packages delivered to the mail room at his college, or what time I need to leave on Friday to arrive at my daughter's campus for the Family Weekend events, or whether I need to do laundry between now and then, or where is my rain slicker in case it pours on us at the football game like it did two years ago, or whether the boundaries I've set in my life are appropriate or selfish, or why I was raised to think that doing anything to protect myself actually is selfish, or about the time I told Beth T. in 8th grade that I didn't want to be her friend anymore and then saw her 20 years later at the Soda Shoppe and still didn't have the guts to apologize in person... 

I am so sorry, Beth. You were absolutely right -- you had done nothing but try to be my friend, and it was a really bitchy thing to say.

Nope, I wasn't thinking about any of that. Instead I was thinking about coming back to this very page to write something. And because being here was the only thing I did differently last night -- that, and watch the first two episodes of FX's "English Teacher" (So far, no notes. Highly recommend.) -- I'm assuming that correlation = causation and that writing this stupid blog is good for my stupid mental health.

Because instead of lying in bed angry about not sleeping (or the myriad other things in the world that really get my blood boiling), I got up, took 2 multivitamins and a probiotic, 300mg of Wellbutrin, 100mg of CoQ10, and 15mg of L-Methylfolate, made coffee, and... well... the rest, as they say, is (browser) history.

Screw you, Emily and Amelia Nagoski. Do you have to be right all the damn time? Just kidding. I love you both so much. Don't ever stop writing or researching or singing.

Take Two

As it turns out, I wasn't a blogger.

2014 me: not a blogger

Bloggers write and publish on a regular basis. To do that you have to believe in your own writing enough to hit the publish button after writing something. Like in academia, blogging is a publish or perish life.

Which means you have to own your own imperfections, accept that not everyone will like everything you do, and be willing to learn in public. These are three things I could not yet do ~10 years ago, and the result was that my blog's behind-the-scenes dashboard holds 

15 published posts and 

20 unpublished drafts

In other words, the odds of my being unready / unwilling / unable to publish were 4:3.

So why come back here to this space? What's changed since then? 

In June 2018, nine months after I wrote my farewell post on this page, I started a new job. I had been a freelancer for six years and went in-house with one of my clients. We knew this would be a huge transition -- going from a local firm of one to a global firm of 30,000 -- and Nick agreed that it made sense for him to "coast" for a while at work while I onboarded and accelerated. 

Then, while I was in Chicago at my orientation training, a headhunter called him about a fantastic opportunity. The kind that you can't not explore for fear of asking "What if...?" for the rest of your life. I was 100% supportive, of course, and so proud. I think my exact words were "Dude, WHAT THE F*<% happened to the coasting plan?!"

He started his new role (and commuting to a new city) six months later.

In 2020, my daughter graduated from high school, and we learned that car parade graduations are so much more fun than traditional graduations. Seriously, they should make that permanent. Later that summer, our family moved from Denver to St. Louis so Nick could stop commuting and, in my son's words, "we would only ruin one kid's life." 

I don't recommend relocating cross-country in the midst of a global pandemic.

Mad props to my son, who transitioned like a champ. In 2023, he also graduated from high school. While his ceremony had fewer neighbors ringing cowbells and holding up posters in their front yards, the Superintendent did pass out 200 cups of ice cream from Clementines, a local creamery, during her speech, which is about as good as it gets when you're stuck in a robe made from shower curtain material and a weird hat sitting on folding chairs in an auditorium on a hot and humid late-May afternoon.

Both my kids took gap years between high school and college. I've become a convert and sometimes wonder about the potential Sliding Doors storylines of my own life had I spent a year at age 18 recovering from Type-A burnout and giving myself the grace and space to ask who I am outside of others' expectations for me and my path. The good news is that I eventually got there. Or am getting there. Or will get there.

In April, I asked for a demotion at work, effectively undoing the 2½ promotions I had received since 2018. (See burnout, supra). This decision was made far easier once I found out that I was still being paid within the range of my original role and that, while my title would revert, my paycheck would remain the same. Again, I found myself asking, "Dude, WHAT THE F*<%?!"

2024 me: still not a blogger

That particular question has become more of a recurring theme in my life as of late.

Now the kids are barely grown and barely flown. I just moved the Thespian (who still loves but is no longer consumed by theatre) into his dorm for his first year of college, and the Equestrian (who still loves but is no longer consumed by riding) just moved herself into an apartment for her senior year. 

There's a lot to process. A lot to confront. And I find myself called back here. 

So should this page still be The Baloney Sandwich? Indubitably, as I still find myself sandwiched between

• parenting kids and coaching/befriending young adults
• navigating my own life and that of my aging parents
• what Richard Rohr would call the outer task (building the vessel) and the inner task (filling the vessel with purpose)
• mid-life and whatever's next

Not to mention that most days I feel like Oscar Mayer processed luncheon meat as I battle through perimenopause. (The prefix peri deriving from the Greek meaning "enclosing" or "surrounding." Because we are in it, my friends.)

It's all still baloney.

But this time I am willing to own my imperfections, risk your not liking what I write, and learn in public. This time, odds are better that I'll publish.